| Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 1st September, 2006 |
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| I'm phoning this one in from my hospital bed. I've been admitted to the porno-injuries ward after sustaining prolonged cock-teasing.
Although the site could do with 99 lashes from the web design-crimes whip, the content is as cute and saucy as baby pandas in bamboo soup. It takes teasing almost to a high art. Some of the girls do simply provocative clothed poses, others might indulge in cheeky hand-bra action. A few go further, but it's the almost-but-not-quite material that is this site's forte. I have to issue some caveats that are becoming cliches- you can't download the photo-sets in one zip, and there's no search facility. You do get daily updates, and it should be fairly dial-up friendly. Some of the videos are low-res and badly shot, but thankfully the rest let you get to know some of the models a little better.
This site is for you if you fantasise about the shop-girl at the video store, rather than the glossy porn starlets. The girls who you will never get to see nude, except in your dreams. If you're that person for whom a little frustration perversely heightens your pleasure, then Total Super Cuties, which will pump purest frustration direct into your brain, could be the site for you. For $29.95 a month, however, you'll have to be quite the fan.
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