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Cover My Face

Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 4th October, 2012
Cover My Face
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According to Introduction To The Human Body, fifth edition by G J Tortora & S R Grabowski, the average human male ejaculate measures between 2.5 and 5.0ml. That means that the volume of manfat jettisoned over these lovely girls' faces totals close to one litre of spooge.

The first half of each superbly-shot, DVD quality, 45-minute video is your standard porno, where we meet the owner of the face, and she shows us what she can do in the bedroom with a guy or two. Not that you have to go for the best quality. They cater for dial-up too. I tested it out, and...well, let's just say I won't be giving up broadband, but it wasn't excruciating.

The second half is where the faces get well and truly covered. In one scene a plucky young thing by the name of Missy Monroe takes on 29 chaps, so they're not exaggerating. As a bonus, they sometimes bring on a second girl to help with the cleanup. And obviously the only way to do that is to lick it off. Anyone who knows anything knows that. Tsk.

It's part of the gargantuan BrainPass network (although I've always tended to think of porn as bypassing your brain). I won't cover all the extras, but it is fair to say they have spent some time putting the network together, so that each site benefits from the great search and browsing facilities, in-built bookmarking, and you also get a list of what's been added since you were last online.

I started off with that lovely fact to weed out those with less than a total commitment to this genre. Having said that, if you delight solely in mass-facials, you might want to look elsewhere- despite the high quality, there's just not the quantity yet, this niche-site being quite new on the block. If you're less strict about what goes where into whom, the value offered by the sister sites is outstanding. I've based my score on the quality- but as always, take a look for yourself!

Oh, and for the Americans who object to having their cum showers in metric, that's nearly forty ounces.

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Review by kool-it on 04-Oct-09 

" sure gets my rod-of-flesh hard!!! "

Review by Pirate Pete on 01-Sep-06 

" JBTT- I'm sorry you felt my review to be way off the mark. I did qualify the score in the body of the review. I felt the quality of the individual videos to be high, though the quantity was low. That's why I cautioned people to only sign up if they found the network's other content to appeal.
As for why I tend to give more high marks, that's simply because I am choosing to review sites I like the look of. "


Review by dingo on 25-Jun-06 

" This site has some good shit but not very much of it. Taylor Rains dumbass is on there. I love seeing that half retard get what she deserves. But the other websites would make it worth it if the membership wasn't so expensive. If your looking for nasty facials and thats it go to the COHF website or somewhere else cause this isnt really worth it. "

Review by Julia Bond's Tit Tattoo on 15-Jun-06 

" This is ridiculous. I've subscribed to that site and there is NO WAY that it deserves 5 stars, I'm sorry. I know it's all about opinions and stuff, but I cannot for the life of me see what constitutes a 5 star rating for this site. It's painfully average. It doesn't suck ass but I can't believe this warrants such a high rating. Is it me or have the ratings gotten a lot higher around here recently too? Where are the other reviewers? They seemed to be far less regular in dishing out 5 star ratings. "

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