A journey into 2-minute Hell. Well, not Hell perhaps. Let's say Heck. I guess it's a hangover from the early days of the net, when not so many people had broadband. Surely though, and especially in this day and age, porn lovers are amongst the most broadbandified of all social strata? And at the very least, considering how cheap hard drives are, there's no excuse for sites not to have both the complete, monolithic, and the butchered-beyond-my-tolerance videos for people to make their choice?
That being said (and by "said", I mean "ranted incoherently", like Big Jim who lives behind the sock factory and thinks that the Rotary Club are stealing his dreams), there's some gold here. Or yellow-coloured metal at least. Out of over 50 videos, and over 80 photo sets, there are more than a few that struck, for me, the sweetspot in terms of feeling genuine, and featuring sufficiently "aged and seasoned" talent. At least, if you can get over the double-whammy of chopped-up video and mainly low resolution. It's especially galling when you take advantage of the 12 bonus sites you also gain access to, and realise that most of their material doesn't suffer like this. No, wait- triple-whammy...I forgot the
terrible search tools, which are based on disorganised keyword links, which moreover, search across the whole suite of sites, not just Aged and Seasoned. This is the kind of thing that makes me say tsk. Out loud.
The payment options are slightly unusual, in that they have a very cheap single-day trial for $1.95, but then skip the usual monthly option, and go straight to 4 months for $60.
I'm not sure there's 4 months-worth of MILF here, but with the bonus sites, which I felt were outside the scope of this review, but took a fleeting glimpse at, if they appeal, you'll be kept entertained for a third of a year.
Narrowband gerontophiles will feel right at home, and for them, this site is strongly recommended. The material is strong, if not the presentation. Broadband users who are used to having their fast connections exploited may feel the bitter tang of disappointment which I have laboured over ad nauseum above. I'm off to help Big Jim get his dreams back. Wish me luck.
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