It sounds like a robot. And in a way it is. "AV9898, turn on the porn in the trash compactors on the detention level...all of them!"
Granted, something of a specialised robot. It can't walk upstairs like those show-offs from Honda, or carry a tipping trailer, like Big Trak. But it does do a remarkably efficient job of helping you find and download Japanese porn. Given the three examples, which would rather have?
Curse my metal body, I thought as much.
Full length, genuine Japanese DVDs but devoid of that fun-robbing pixelation nonsense (apologies to pixelation fetishists). Broken down by actress, studio, series and category, it's easy to find your way to what gets you off. Unless that includes girl-on-girl, which inexplicably, there isn't any. Perhaps it's a cultural thing, but on the other hand, there
wasn't any tentacle porn, and very little hentai, so I may be wrong. Movies are WMV packaged for broadband and brooooaaarrrdband, but the trade-off of time spent downloading is worth making for the higher quality option, which really is DVD quality for once. Unusually, some movies are RAR compressed, meaning you will need to download all parts, and unpack them with a program such as the free 7-Zip, before you can watch them.
Nothing's subtitled or translated, except for the titles. Oh, and my, there are some choice examples. Ass Girl With No Limit, Boobsation, NUDE BOOB!, Hardcore Fucking Dangerous Night, and Non Stop Limited Porno Star. Would you like to be able to say to your friends that you'd spent last night watching Sales Lady With No Panty? Of course you would, and for $29.95 a month, you can.
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