| Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 20th April, 2006 |
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If in the next Olympics, the committee had the balls to introduce porno as a sport, and furthermore, if betting on the Olympics wasn't blatantly morally bankrupt- you'd have to place at least a side bet on the Russians, wouldn't you?
Presented for your entertainment, the adventures of some libidinous American chaps, their luxury log cabin, and the girls they talk into (and by talk, I mean "deceive") bouncing up and down on their capitalist schlongs.
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12 Finger Fuck Frenzies ("We met 'em. We taped 'em. But they wouldn't let us fuck 'em!")
24 Real Russian Videos ("We met 'em. We fucked 'em. Now you get to watch 'em!")
The chaps have a certain variety of arrogant, cheeky humour, and they have to, since the girls rarely speak more than a few words of English. Though they do a nice line in "Oooh", "Aaah", and "You vanting I am suck cock?". Yes, perhaps it's not all as real as they make out, but should this be any more a valid criticism than saying that in Silence of The Lambs, Jodie Foster, who is actually an actress, is pretending to be an FBI agent, who spends her time conversing with Welshman Anthony Hopkins, who is so-say a psycho killer in a mental hospital.
<standard peeve>The videos are pretty well shot, though not in quite as good a resolution as you might hope, and this isn't compensated with small files. Porn people need to start getting better acquainted with their video software!</standard peeve> And there aren't so many that they're likely to spill into a second month of viewing. I'm not sure, therefore, that $34.99 a month is a good deal. But I guess luxury log cabin rental doesn't come cheap.
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