I'm going to admit it- I'm prejudiced. I'm a huge fan of charm. Charm does it for me. But I have to own up to being a bit of a hypocrite, in that I don't apply the same standards to grocery shopping.
I don't critique the lighting, or the decor. I don't need to feel like I'm engaged in some kind of artistic relationship with the company, or the shelf-stackers. I want to buy my vegetables, my pastries, my tray of assorted dips with fresh cream. And I don't want to spend ages wandering the aisles, or queueing up to pay. And I want plenty of choice.
For once, I'm not stretching the analogy. With this in mind, I can put my hand on my parts, and recommend DVDBOX.COM. It's a supermarket of porno DVDs for download. They cover all the bases, from vanilla to kinky, the downloads are quick-quick. The videos are broken into sensible, and not miniscule chunks, and each comes in two sizings, and a streaming option, with "small" being borderline suitable for those on a modem. The 1,003 (that's 62 solid days of perving) current movies are categorised and searchable, and you can even browse them without signing up- but don't be surprised if you come away with a lengthy shopping list.
Actually, there is one crucial difference- I don't know of any supermarket chain that offers an "all you can eat" policy. With DVDBOX.COM, you pay by the month, however much you consume, and it's hardly daylight robbery, either. How does $30 for a month sound? How about $70 for 90 days?
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