| Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 4th March, 2006 |
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If you frequently find yourself daydreaming wistfully about a gaping anus or two, might I take a moment of your time to direct you to a site that may well be the best thing you see all day?
Anal Gaping Videos, although sounding like a split infinitive, if you'll excuse what might be a poor grammatical pun, provides you, the ardent asshole adherent, with what are fairly de rigeur single-scene, masturbation and boy-girl movies, but where the barking spider is given extra attention. What you won't find, despite the window dressing on their website, is a panoply of purely proctological presentation. The viewer seeking truly brutal and/or clinical stuff might be let down, but if you're a consumer of rough 'n' hard to regular porn, who feels like it, or perhaps everything, would be better with more ass-sex...well, step right up.
The technical quality is certainly decent, and the videos, of which there are around 55 so far, and averaging 20 minutes each, can be downloaded in several resolutions, but I'd advise the no-skimping max-res versions (640x480 Quicktime .mov, around 375Mb to those who know what all that means), to ensure full ocular stimulation. Every pixel is sacred. You can also go the streaming route, if you'd rather not have the videos laying around on your hard drive.
As of right now, there's a special and great value 2 day access offer for $6.95, though you'd be very hard pressed to grab everything in that time. One month's access is just under $30, and you have at least 2 month's viewing in the back catalogue alone by my estimation. But remember. When you gaze into the anus, the anus also gazes into you.
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