| Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 7th November, 2005 |
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There are some days that the Internet can seem like one big, convoluted in-joke. Are there stairs in your house? To which you are seemingly meant to reply: "I am protected". What does it mean? Buggered if I know.
Not unrelated are the hot topic downloads, the must-see flash animations. And, of course, the monthly celebrity home-made porno. And hooray for that, I say. Oddly, considering we can often be talking about millionairess actresses (or billionaire-in-waiting trust-fund airheads, cough Paris Hilton cough), this is usually the nearest you get to real amateurs, which makes it all the more exciting.
If it sounds like I'm padding out this review, it's a fair cop. Because what I have to say about the site is short, but glowing, like a radioactive gnome. Celebs Video Archive is exactly what you expect it to be. An archive of celebrity videos. A vast collection of nude scenes from films (of dubious legality- but let's not get into a discussion of copyright law just now), and the aforementioned home movies. A wide range of celebrities, not just the tabloid totty of the month, but film stars of decades past. And yours to download for $29.95 for 30 days, or well-under double that for a whole 60 days. You can even see images from all their video clips before you stump up the cash, so you know in advance exactly what you're paying for. Downside: download speed, or lack thereof. Some clips are very short, non-nude, and/or of poor quality, but that's to be expected, gven the provenance. I'd have liked full-size sample images for members, properly-named files, and perhaps a search function, so I could look for home videos only, for instance. Minor nit-picks. Bonus upside: non-rubbish biog for each celebrity (pinched from the IMDb).
If you've ever heard about a sex-tape and never known where to look, and felt like you were missing out on the full and unfettered bounty of the net, chances are you'll find it here. Worth the money in my option just for that, though I'm still waiting for the CCTV footage of Martha Stewart taking her cellmate with a hand-made dildo to come out*. But then, I'm a perv.
* dramatisation: may not have happened
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Review by panos on 30-Jul-06
" great "
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