|Review by David on 11-Sep-06
" This site is closed, just as well. Probably another disingenuous
fat bored housewife with a ‘puter. Just because you can copy
and paste something from “BrainyQuote”, it doesn’t make you
smart. Snore. Hit the snooze button Martha, this blog put me to
|Review by Frankly Mr Shankly on 08-Dec-05
" Ah, Frank ... you'll be one of those quality readers who prefers
your erotic writing to be more erratic. More of the "grunt grunt
grunt cummmmmmminnnnnnnnngggggg" school of literary
I've also just realised that reading that example will have got
you all excited and hot under the collar. Here, have a Kleenex,
there's a good boy.
Still, I'm impressed you can spell 'soliloquy' - so it's just a pity
that you didn't realise that that's exactly what a blog is. A
soliloquy. And that this particular one you criticise knows how to
use language eloquently (that's the "flowery clap-trap" you
dismiss too readily, you illiterate moron). "
|Review by Frank on 20-Nov-05
" It's overly flowery clap-trap - Mills and Boon with erections and
moisture. I'd encourage the writer to smell the coffee, but she'd
probably turn it into another sickly soliloquy. "