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Our next guest tonight is Cony. Hi Cony. Can you tell us what your talent is, Cony? Jizzing like an atomic semen fountain over pretty escorts? That's just wonderful. Folks, give him a hand.
Cony has been documenting his cum-splattered exploits with cum-splattered escorts in the UK for a couple of years now, and he's sharing this pastime with the world, via his tidy, no-fuss website. We're not talking ropey old industrial-estate-after-dark streetwalkers, but some astonishingly pretty lovelies. Unlike the sites that posture as offering the girl next door, these women are genuinely available for you to splash out on. Ahem. Looking for an excuse to re-mortgage your house? This site links to their contact and booking details.
I'll get in my quibble now. Some of these gonzo-esque, one-man-and-his-camera shows suffer from not being edited down enough. Here, the opposite is the case. Some of the early videos sail under the 2 minute barrier, and these (very few) sets are compressed too much. The super-quick downloads don't compensate for the consequent lower quality. On the up-side, you could watch one during the advert break.
Things are looking up with the later sets, featuring videos of much higher, DVD-rivalling quality and longer playing times. The most recent videos have a "leap straight to the cumshot" feature. It's a neat idea for quick access to messy action, but largely redundant here, given the over-enthusiastic editing. I can only bemoan the choice material that must litter the cutting room floor. A "highlights" clip might well come into its own if the main show was longer.
Your first month of $20 will be a little money, well spent. Once you've exhausted the back catalogue of 28 encounters, you might have second thoughts about a second month, but if Cony keeps going at his current rate (5 this year so far), he's sure to net himself a lot more return customers.
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Review by John Saying on 30-Jul-06 
" I have been a member of this site for awhile now. His site is
great because you will not find anything else like it. It it truly
reality porn. So what if the guy isn't a porn stud. If you want to
see all the usual fake acting go to your nearest video store and
have at it. "
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Review by UK Pornoman on 15-Mar-06
" Not much action, (talentless guy) apart from some hopeless
fucking & hand jobs. His chat up is pretty wet. For gods' sake you
are paying the bitch, so shag her hard, in the arse (if she allows)
& give them big facials. Not try to chat them like a prat and cum
on their legs etc. "
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