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Sometimes, when feeling particularly uninspired, I pray for a site with an amusing pun for a title. I'm fairly sure Phil Flash is a pun of sorts, or at least a variety of word-play. But as I'm not a professional lens-monkey, titter I did not.
But that's not what you want your wank-money funding, is it? If even one out of every fifteen dollars went to pay some English undergrad to come up with a witty slogan or mirthsome soubriquet, you'd feel like the priorities were all out of whack, yo.
The site's a little wide of perfect, with some minor navigation mis-thinks, and no zipfiles provided for easy gallery download. And let me flash up one big, fat, opera-diva dimensioned warning for you all right now- I'm not meaning to cast aspersions here, but these girls keep their underwear on. Pick your jaw up off the ground. I know, I was shocked too. Coming on the heels of reviewing Meat Holes it was a stark contrast. But you know what else? It was something of an oh-so-very-nearly-nude, pre-pornographic palette cleanser. A saucy sorbet. A refreshing reminder that, as the song goes, "We don't have to take [all] our clothes off, to have a good time." Actually, I'm exaggerating. One or two of the models do go topless, and there's the occasional wet t-shirt, which makes me wonder if the photographer and webmaster just happen to know a lot of semi-bashful girls, and it's not by design at all.
There's over 180 good quality photo galleries of Tiffany-Teen, the site of a comely blonde lass now subsumed into this one, and that makes up the lion's share of the content. Another 11 amateur models, with varying amounts of content (but uniformly high levels of allure, ranging from regular hot to oven-gloves required) back this up. Plus bonus items, such as extensive coverage of the 2003 Mardis Gras- the highest concentration of nipples on display across the whole site! Also thrown in are some team-ups, cross-overs and collaborations- the 6 pack, par example. Six girls from affiliated sites, posing in their underwear and beaming cute smiles at the camera. You also get videos, of varying quality, length, and subject matter, but mainly behind-the-scenes footage.
This wholesome horn o'plenty is all yours for the none-too princely sum of $29.95 for the first 30 days. Thereafter it drops to $24. Have you ever wondered what it looks like to see a human girl-butt pyramid erected? Step right this way and wonder no longer.
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Review by Fred on 13-Sep-05 
" This site wasnt bad when it launched, but then awhile back the
updates stopped. It says that it is updated everyday, but
actually only updates 1/2 of the time :( what a joke "
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Review by Trip on 17-Apr-05
" It's more than easy to see naked girls on the Internet, they're a
mouse click away. This site is refreshing. You want so badly to
see what's underneath these girls' clothes, but at the same time
you love not knowing! It reminds me of what my French friend
said one time. He grew up going to nude beaches and when he
came to America for the first time, the girls on our beaches blew
his mind BECAUSE they kept their clothes on and left what was
underneath to the imagination. A GREAT SITE! There's even a
forum I found related to this site and to the "non-nude" genre...
www.nnboards.com, ran by "Phil Flash" himself I think. "
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Review by Dixie on 10-Mar-05
" This site is the only one I need. The variety and beauty of these
lovely young girls makes the price I pay for my broadband
connection worth while. In two words: Highly Recommended!!! "
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