| Reviewed by Pirate Pete on 24th November, 2004 |
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Respecting your elders is a virtue, and one with a firm basis to it. They've been around longer, and it can be amazing what they have locked up in the cerebral vault.
Dionysian Archives have been at it since the internet was known as that "electricky doodad with all them gosh-darned wires the boffins use", and it shows in the sheer tonnage of content. But never mind the width, feel the quality. This material really makes you feel taken care of, it's luxury stuff, without the occasionally overblown artistic pretensions of some sites I could mention. These girls look like they're having fun, often laugh-out-loud fun, and who could fail to be cheered by that? These are mostly solo sets, with some girl-girl action and a sprinkling (chiz chiz) of watersports.
I have a confession to make. I wrote a version of this review before I really tested out the content. Unlike most sites, which show you a carefully crafted sham of a preview tour, here you can browse all the videos and sets without paying a red cent up front. So before I got my reviewer's pass, I knew what the girls were like, and how many there were. I knew which ones I was going to develop an unrequited crush on, and which videos I was going to grab first.
And in that first review, I said that it was not good value for money. I wish to amend that statement. The photosets are certainly for the well-heeled, and a 4 minute, DVD quality clip for just shy of two quid? They're good, but that good? Let me just say, I just witnessed, with these two eyes, ladies and gentlemen, the sweetest two girls having some very believable orgasms, and I was left satisfied. No, wait, not satisfied. What's the word that means gagging for more? And for those of you still connected to the net via wet string, all videos and photosets are available in more narrowband-friendly packages, too. Still, when compared to, say, the price of a DVD, it's a close call.
The well-made, snappy, easy to navigate site works using a credit-based economy. $25 will buy you 30, non-expiring credits, with the clips being 2 or 4 credits each. In the unlikely event you don't see something you want, just wait until next week. After a while the girls are pensioned off to the sister site- the Attic, where, like Polish Zloty in a Greek taverna, your credit is not legal tender. This houses an even greater bulk of content. A review is in the pipeline.
I can only advise unseemly haste in the direction of this establishment. Take a gander at the merchandise, and if you like what you see, put your money on the counter, and say it clearly- "Porn me up, shopkeep!"

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