| Reviewed by The Man Who on 6th June, 2004 |
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| Completely unknown to her husband, Valesca the ‘bitch wife’ as she likes to call herself, has a passion for cock and a website to prove it.
“My husband don’t knows about it,” reads the homepage, “my lover Ted mades my site.”
You’d be forgiven for thinking that Popeye had written the copy, and that a four year old had spent a couple of hours on Paint Shop chopping up the clunky images, but the need for twelve different fonts on the covering page is still something of a mystery.
Aesthetics aside, the member’s content still rarely rises above the average marker and is restricted to pictures and clips of Valesca performing numerous ‘sexual’ activities for the slightly blurred camera. Some content even has a ‘TRACKING’ message sprawled across it as the second rate camcorder reconfigures itself.
The four additional bonus sites, of which ‘Bukkakers’ is the pick, are at least something of a blessing for paying members, but at around $25 a month, this is only for the desperate.
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