| Reviewed by magpie_jay on 17th May, 2004 |
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| Does exactly what it says on the tin - in bucket-loads. This is an amateur site that’s actually rather well put together. The pet project of a rather attractive (if not grey-haired and slightly Pat Sharpe looking) Canadian called Frank, who declares himself and his site 100% Made in Montreal - and proud of it (you can even view it in French). The site is essentially a series of short clips of Mr.Sharpe in the throws of action with a number of (mostly) cute young guys, who in the end all get milky maple jizz all over their pretty boy faces.
Frank invites you to ‘check out the hot guys I get my hands on while out on the town’ and you get to scroll through a gallery of guys and choose the one you’d like to see Frank spill over. Each guy is accompanied by a short piece of appallingly unsexy written copy to try and ‘sell’ them to you. Eg: “I was impressed with his performance – especially the anal part”. (Jesus, surely the first thing you need when setting up a website is the ability to write?)
In fact, some of the guys are so cute you begin to wonder exactly how he does manage to pick up such totty from such a small Montreal gene pool and get them to pose for the camera…until you read the Q&A section and discover he actually puts an as in the paper and pays most of them! He’s also kind enough to reveal his rates. From $350 Canadian dollars for a blow-job and $800 for a full on fuck, you can soon see how he does it. And at $5 a week to view the short monotonous jerky clips, you can help fund his future conquests.
On a 58k modem, the clips are so blocky and small you’d be hard pushed to see any of the boys features, let alone the cum that adorns them, so forget it unless you have a fast connection. In fact, forget it all together, unless you have some unquenchable fetish for all things Canadian.
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