| Reviewed by magpie_jay on 6th May, 2004 |
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| “Wanna fuck a straight guy? We’ll show you the tricks.” That’s the cheeseball premise here on this American site that’s about as convincing as Graham Norton would be on the football field. Every week there’s new video footage of the latest conversion, fresh from the streets of LA. The site’s mainly pay per view, but the free 40 second preview clips are worth a look, though your wad of tissues will be of better use for the tears of laughter.
If you believe what you’re seeing, ordinary off the street Joes with a penchant for pussy, get duped into attending a modelling audition by a supposed talent scout. Only when they’re inside the sterile Slough-style office do they realise their only talent is to be flipped fingered and fucked like a porn star bitchboy.
The fly on the wall style of the clips at least suggests there may be some authenticity….which is rapidly shot to shit when lines like “ Think of it as a hot-dog flavoured popsicle” are used to turn rugmunchers into cocksuckers in under a minute.
Of course, however believable the scenario, the bottom line is, does it get your rocks off? And in this case, the answer’s a definite no. One cute blonde aside, the majority of the guys, ‘straight’ or otherwise have been slapped around the chops with the munting stick. In fact there’s even a scrawny dude who looks like Beck. There should be sexx laws against such defamation.
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Review by Mataro on 17-Sep-06
" Good stuff "
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