| Reviewed by d60 on 23rd March, 2004 |
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| My Self-Lover's World reviewer's pass got me 20 free minutes on this site, and boy did I set out to use it. Ah! Just imagine. Dozens of nubile young lovelies just waiting on the end of a line, willing to perform my every sordid whim! I type, they perform. I would set out to test the limits of my imagination…
Unfortunately, I merely tested the limits of my boredom and disappointment. The first girl I tried to chat to I couldn't see. I could hear her (a variety of encouraging sounding moans) but visually it was a no-go. After my attempts to entice her onto the screen failed miserably ("hello? love? you there?"), I moved elsewhere. 5 minutes the worse.
No problem, though, still 15 glorious minutes to enjoy, right? Wrong. The next girl I could actually see, and she was even friendly to me to start with. After a bit of light banter ("My name's Big Dave, what's yours?) I got down to business. I asked her to remove her bra. The response: "What, already? We need to go private". Not exactly the answer I had been hoping for.
It seems that in order to get anything serious to happen, you need to activate the "Private Mode". And this uses up your minutes twice as fast. I still had 7 minutes left. So, bravely, I activated private mode. No more Mr Nice Guy. I positively demanded bra removal. But my chosen lovely ignored me, and at twice-the-price my minutes soon evaporated.
If you have tons of cash ($4 a minute in private mode) and plenty of patience this could be fun. Otherwise, forget it.
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