| Reviewed by The Man Who on 22nd February, 2004 |
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| Anyone who’s seen the movie ‘Diner’ will know the classic trick that involves one erection, a carton of popcorn and an unsuspecting lady who gets a little more than she bargained for when she reaches for a handful of the salted stuff.
This is along the same lines, only not as funny; and the fact that movie theaters are one of the darkest places to shoot porn doesn’t help proceedings.
Pictures, videos and stories contain generally overweight, refreshment munching, theater goers who, after a little ‘slap and tickle’, get down to the essential cum bath with three, four or more guys expertly spurting their man-paste. One girl is described as leaving the theater “hot, sweaty and literally dripping with cum.” Nice!
You have to be disappointed when the best content is hidden in the member’s submissions pages.
I wish I could say more, but unfortunately this is mostly made up of things that good quality porn isn’t.
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