Movies from Brazil

But hey, this is Brazil and anything goes! – Just be aware that if you’re visiting South America, it may be worth checking the crotch of that hooker before handing over the green.

Things aren’t particularly ‘happening’ here and even the names of the girls themselves (Regina, Fabio, Taty and co.) are a little off-putting.

The titles of a few videos are lost in translation and I can only assume that ‘Curticao em Porto Seguro’ translates as something along the lines of: ‘Let’s have sex outside where everyone can see us!’ as it features al fresco sessions on the beach, by the side of the pool and in the garden.

Oh, and you’ll need RealPlayer to play any of the movies (I had to download it especially!) as neither QuickTime nor Windows Media Player are accepted.

This is one for only the most desperate of times.